Wednesday, November 30, 2011

'MOVIES R FUN' R ALMOST DUN!!


Holy Hasselhoff! After printing 1000 copies of Movies R Fun a little over a year ago, we are down to the last 99! And more orders are on their way out the door right now. What does that mean? That means if you want one, or 99, put your order in very soon. Holiday orders are already coming in. And there are no plans to print more. That's right, YOU (and 999 of your closest friends) will own a copy of Movies R Fun from this limited run, if you order now.

Not only will you be more smarter after reading Movies R Fun, you'll be a part of the elite crowd as well. Look at all these high class people who have reaped the benefits of owning a copy of Movies R Fun.

- Men relaxing on leather couches



- Blind ladies in bikinis



- Attractive people in stock photography



- Furries



- The world's top dramatic actors



- Ol' timey gents



- Santa Claus



- Michael Jordan



Order today and be the talk of the town!

DISCLAIMER: Ordering book today may not make you the talk of the town.

Wednesday, November 23, 2011

SMALL FRY



If you've had your eyes open at all over the past month, you may have noticed there is a new Muppet movie coming out. The Muppets are on every magazine cover, every tv show, public bus shelter ad....it's awesome. And I saw the movie and it's great. I already want more Muppet movies.

And attached to the front of The Muppets is a new Toy Story Toon I had the pleasure of working on, Small Fry. Directed by Angus Maclane.

So go check it out. Because let's be honest, watching the Muppets in a theater full of strangers would be more entertaining than watching your horrible family shovel hunks of turkey into their gaping, gravy holes.

(Ugh, I apologize. That last sentence just ruined Thanksgiving for me too.)

Small Fry

Thursday, July 21, 2011

TRICKSTER!


I'll be there THIS SATURDAY from 2-4 pm signing copies of Movies R Fun (very close to being sold out), a selection of prints from the book, and 54 International Cuties cards.

I'll also be at Comic-Con across the street dressed as an imperial stormtrooper. First female Con attendee to smack my hard plastic bottom and growl into my helmet "You've got the droids I'M looking for!" gets a free corndog!

Thursday, July 14, 2011

I am Jack's new Inappropriate print.



Here's one I've been wanting to do for a while, and a good reason to do it now has come up.



A good friend of mine and the Cooley family, Jeff Tomczek, was recently diagnosed with Leukemia. More specifically, one of the toughest and most tenacious types of Leukemia, the ALL Philadelphia strand, at the age of 27. The next couple of years of chemotherapy, medications, blood tests, and transfusions will be tough and expensive. But here's your chance to help. All proceeds from my Fight Club prints (One of Jeff's favorite movies) will go towards Jeff's medical bills to help him beat this.

The Limited Edition print, 13x19 print, and a 8.5x11 print are all available NOW in the Cooley Store! So please break the first rule of Fight Club and TELL EVERYONE ABOUT THIS! Your purchase goes to an extremely important cause PLUS you get a print out of it.

"Hey Cooley! I hate Fight Club and/or your drawings SUCK!"

Okay, you hate-filled, internet surfer. Thank you for the helpful criticism. Don't want a print but you'd still like to help?
Go HERE to learn more.

All joking aside, Thank you all in advance. Your support, whether it be thoughts, prayers, or donations are greatly appreciated.

Wednesday, April 13, 2011

Scooby Doo: The COOLEY! episodes

I love me some Scooby Doo. And my all time favorite episodes are the ones with the guest stars that help Scooby and gang solve the mystery.

Remember the episode where Batman and Robin show up and they stand around a campfire warming their crotches?



Pure entertainment. Or the episode where the Harlem Globetrotters show up and they all stand around laughing with a guy selling hot dogs?



Classic.
So I was thinking about who I would want as the guest stars if I was directing Scooby Doo.

Don Draper


HitGirl


Dr. Zaius


Kim Kardashian


Anton Chigurh


Who else would you like to see in a Cooley episode?
Leave it in the comment section, and if I pick your suggestion, I'll credit you and draw it up.

Saturday, April 9, 2011

Oh, BOY!....

I've illustrated my excuse for lack of posts and the slowdown in store order deliveries recently.

Wednesday, January 26, 2011

NEW prints available!

Straight from the "Is This Thing On" show at Gallery 1988 in Los Angeles, artists paying tribute to top stand up comedians.

Now available HERE!

Steve Martin in The Jerk


Larry David in Curb Your Enthusiasm